ROME 26/10– Day 15:

Pizza biana and mortadella with black truffle.  DAMN.

I stopped to buy flowers for the apartment.  Say HI to Pippo and Anastasia!

From the top, I’ll remind you the REVIVED “Birettas For Seminarians Project” HERE Also, I can take some Mass intentions  HERE

And some medieval fun for Thursday…

And this about the increasingly deep synodaling dreck…

St Teresa would want you to figure it out.

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ASK FATHER: “Are the faithful who go to the SSPX being sacramentally forgiven in confession, or not?”

From a reader…

QUAERITUR:

Dear Father
We spent many years with the sspx in South Africa.  Cardinal Brislin has now sent a letter specifically saying they no longer have jurisdiction for confession in the country. The sspx says his announcement is not legitimate because of the crisis in the church,  and they will continue to offer confessions.  Are the faithful who go there being sacramentally forgiven in confession,  or not?  There is only one approved TLM in the entire country,  in a smaller town, with maybe 20 people going. The sspx serves significantly more people in South Africa, in every major city.
Sign me as Scrupulous in the South

I am so sorry about the anxiety you have been made to feel because of the erroneous claims of some prelates based on the erroneous claim in the DDF explanatory note which has NO juridical force.  It is my opinion that they (in the DDF) knew they didn’t have juridical standing to remove the faculty to hear confession on their own, so instead they scared people and misled diocesan bishops whom they knew who fall into step.

And they did.

One bishop after another rushed before consulting to issue letters saying that SSPX absolutions were invalid.  The marriages in their chapels are another kettle of chowder.

Here is the quick explanation.   Leave the SSPX’s “it’s a crisis … and an emergency… and reasons” stuff aside as unneeded.

IF one believes that Francis was really the Pope (most do), and IF you believe that he gave the faculty to absolve sins to the priests of the SSPX (which he did though in a odd way), THEN those priests had the ability validly to absolve sins.  Period.   No discussion.

IF all that is the case, THEN no lesser authority than a Pope can remove that faculty.

You would think that a bishop would get that.  Right?  This isn’t rocket science.  It’s like, Bp. Fatty McButterpants issues particular law – something clearly legitimate in his prevue and not against universal law – for the Diocese of Libville, but Msgr. McSwiney at the Cathedral doesn’t like it so he tells his congregation that they don’t have to obey it.  Does that sound right?  No.

A lesser authority doesn’t overturn the juridical decisions of the Lawgiver.

The bishops of the SSPX were declared to be excommunicated.  You cannot go to them for confession.

The priests of the SSPX are not excommunicated.  They continue – somebody PROVE me wrong! – to have those faculties.

In fact, it came to my attention that there is a document circulating in France about this issue.  I don’t have it.  I can’t verify it.  Someone is writing to me about it.  If it exists, it must be shared in charity.  There is some affirmation of this in an article at Renaissance Catholique (in French).    A distinguished canonist deals with this at Ad Vaticanum.

Hence, in my opinion, backed by experts and common sense, the SSPX priests (not bishops) still have faculties to receive sacramental confessions and validly absolve.

Why?

The only statement about this from the Holy See is in the DDF explanatory note which has ZERO indication that Leo even saw it from across the room  – much less read it – much less approved it.  Such an approval must be explicit in writing, not in the dreamy wishes of those who would prefer it to be so.

What a horrible thing to do to people: scare them like this about SSPX absolutions.  How cruel.

That said, GO TO CONFESSION!

And you have, after reading this, a hesitation about going to an SSPX priest, then go to a regular but dependable diocesan priest.

The LAST thing I would ever want for people is to have a doubt about whether or not their sins are forgiven.

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15 October (4 Oct 1582) St. Teresa of Avila, Calendars, Chess, and You

Today is the Feast of St. Teresa of Avila (+4 Oct 1582).

In 2024 I posted – HERE – that the tomb of St. Teresa was opened for examination and her body was found to be incorrupt.  They also found that her spine was badly curved, so she must have had a lot of pain.

In 1582, the ancient Julian calendar (organized by, yes, Julius Caesar and still observed by many Orthodox Christians) officially was terminated on Thursday 4 October by the command of Gregory XIII (1572–1585, Ugo Boncompagni) via the papal bull Inter gravissimas.

At midnight of 4-5 October the calendar skipped automatically to a day named Friday 15 October.

The famed Jesuit mathematician Christopher Clavius (+1612) worked out the calculations for this change.  He chose October for the moment of the jump because it had the fewest feast days.

He also did his calculations without the use of the decimal point!

St. Teresa of Avila died on the very night on which His Holiness had commanded that the calendar shift from 4 October to 15 October, which is why her feast is celebrated on the 15th rather than the 3rd or 4th.

Moreover, St Teresa bumped St. Hedwig from the 15th to the 16th.  I’m sure St. Hedwig didn’t mind, given the circumstances.

St. Teresa is know, of course, for being a reformer of the Carmelites.   Perhaps it is even more important that she is the Patroness of Chess Players… oh yeah… and she’s a Doctor of the Church, which is why she is often depicted with the doctoral biretta.

This is from The Way of Perfection 16 by St. Teresa of Avila, Doctor of the Church and Patroness of Chess Players.


1.But you may be sure that anyone who cannot set out the pieces in a game of chess will never be able to play well, and, if he does not know how to give check, he will not be able to bring about a checkmate. Now you will reprove me for talking about games…[but] if we play it frequently, how quickly we shall give checkmate to this Divine King! He will not be able to move out of our check nor will He desire to do so.

It is the queen which gives the king most trouble in this game and all the other pieces support her. There is no queen who can beat this King as well as humility can; for humility brought Him down from Heaven into the Virgin’s womb and with humility we can draw Him into our souls by a single hair. Be sure that He will give most humility to him who has most already and least to him who has least. I cannot understand how humility exists, or can exist, without love, or love without humility, and it is impossible for these two virtues to exist save where there is great detachment from all created things…

This is an error which we all make: if a person gets so far as to spend a short time each day in thinking about his sins, as he is bound to do if he is a Christian in anything more than name, people at once call him a great contemplative; and then they expect him to have the rare virtues which a great contemplative is bound to possess; he may even think he has them himself, but he will be quite wrong. In his early stages he did not even know how to set out the chess-board, and thought that, in order to give checkmate, it would be enough to be able to recognize the pieces. But that is impossible, for this King does not allow Himself to be taken except by one who surrenders wholly to Him.”

1. Y no os parezca mucho todo esto, que voy entablando el juego, como dicen. Pedísteisme os dijese el principio de oración; yo, hijas, aunque no me llevó Dios por este principio, porque aún no le debo tener de estas virtudes, no sé otro. Pues creed que quien no sabe concertar las piezas en el juego de ajedrez, que sabrá mal jugar, y si no sabe dar jaque, no sabrá dar mate. Así me habéis de reprender porque hablo en cosa de juego, no le habiendo en esta casa ni habiéndole de haber. Aquí veréis la madre que os dio Dios, que hasta esta vanidad sabía; mas dicen que es lícito algunas veces. Y cuán lícito será para nosotras esta manera de jugar, y cuán presto, si mucho lo usamos, daremos mate a este Rey divino, que no se nos podrá ir de las manos ni querrá.

2. La dama es la que más guerra le puede hacer en este juego, y todas las otras piezas ayudan. No hay dama que así le haga rendir como la humildad. Esta le trajo del cielo en las entrañas de la Virgen, y con ella le traeremos nosotras de un cabello a nuestras almas. Y creed que quien más tuviere, más le tendrá, y quien menos, menos. Porque no puedo yo entender cómo haya ni pueda haber humildad sin amor, ni amor sin humildad, ni es posible estar estas dos virtudes sin gran desasimiento de todo lo criado….

4. Mas contemplación es otra cosa, hijas, que éste es el engaño que todos traemos, que en llegándose uno un rato cada día a pensar sus pecados (que) está obligado a ello si es cristiano de más que nombre), luego dicen es muy contemplativo, y luego le quieren con tan grandes virtudes como está obligado a tener el muy contemplativo, y aun él se quiere, mas yerra. En los principios no supo entablar el juego: pensó bastaba conocer las piezas para dar mate, y es imposible, que no se da este Rey sino a quien se le da del todo.


It is interesting that St. Teresa talks about the queen.  That is a piece with a truly fascinating history.

A chessy history book:

Birth of the Chess Queen: A History

US HERE – UK HERE

The author is a feminist, but the book is pretty good history.  It was really interesting.

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ASK FATHER: “Is it possible for the structure of the Church to be the ‘wrong’ church, while the ‘true’ Church is elsewhere?”

From a reader…

QUAERITUR:

One of the most used terms regarding problems in the Church is that it is indefectable, implying that there is no need to worry about this or that issue, soon God will resolve it. But there seems to be a drive to change doctrine more and more to such an extent some (perhaps me) find it difficult to recognize whether the Church is the same Church as it was a thousand years ago. Is it possible for the administrative structure of the Church to be the “wrong” church, while the true Church is elsewhere? I suppose it is not according to Catholic theology, but if the Church is rejecting traditional Catholic theology, can it really be the Church? Or is it possible the Apostolic See could largely be a part of the tares at the end of time?

I suspect that quite a few Catholics are asking themselves something similar these days. I also suspect that some are afraid even to ASK question, lest they be accused of schism, disobedience, or some other ecclesiastical Thoughtcrime and wind up Unpersoned.

A couple things come to mind.

First, a while back – I wrote about it HERE – Fr. Thomas G. Weinandy, OFM, Cap., with whom I am still annoyed, wrote something that got him in hot water.  He suggested that suggested that Francis was in schism with himself, since he was out of step with what popes do.

Also, Blessed Archbishop Fulton Sheen prophesied – I think that is the right word – during a radio broadcast on 26 January 1947 something at the time no one thought possible.  He said that the Devil was too smart to show up in red skin, horns and a tail.  The Enemy would, basically, hide so that people would cease to believe that he existed.  Consequently, they would cease to believe in Hell and, thereafter, Heaven, good and evil and so forth.  Sheen said the anti-Christ would set up a counter-Church

“which will be the ape of the Church because, he the devil, is the ape of God. It will have all the notes and characteristics of the Church, but in reverse and emptied of its divine content. It will be a mystical body of the anti-Christ that will in all externals resemble the mystical body of Christ.”

So, yes, I think this can happen to the Church in her earthly particulars.  I think that a parish or diocese or larger structure have the outward signs of being something, but deep down they aren’t.  Similarly, I think that certain phenomena, such as a claimed apparition, can produce some good, but really be a head fake of the Enemy.

Let’s boil this down to the bone.

Can the visible structures of the Church become a false Church while the true Church survives elsewhere?

Ven. Pius XII observes in Mystici Corporis 66 that human weakness can be found even among the most exalted members of the Mystical Body. This addresses issue without conceding that the visible Catholic Church can entirely cease to be Christ’s Church.

First, we must be clear about what indefectibility means.

Indefectibility is Christ’s promise that His Church will endure until the end of time, preserving her essential constitution, her apostolic faith, her sacraments, and her mission of salvation.

However, indefectibility is not a guarantee that every Pope will be prudent, every bishop orthodox, every ecclesiastical policy wise, or every document emanating from Rome a masterpiece of theological precision. Still less does it mean that whenever a crisis arises we should fold our hands, smile complacently, and wait for God to tidy things up.  The divine promise to the Church doesn’t cancel out human irresponsibility.

Christ promised His Church indefectibility. He also commanded His Apostles to teach, to correct, to guard the flock, and to beware of wolves (rather than run from them… see what happens when a shepherd runs from the wolves…?). Those commands would be pointless if the divine guarantee made vigilance unnecessary.

Leaving aside more recent history, consider what happened during the Arian crisis. Great numbers of bishops were compromised by heresy or confusion, St. Athanasius suffered exile, St. Hilary of Poitiers endured persecution, etc.   The faithful sometimes found themselves defending the orthodox faith against men who occupied positions of ecclesiastical authority. St. Jerome wrote of that time in his Dialogue against the Luciferians “The whole world groaned, and was astonished to find itself Arian.”

Yet the Church did not cease to be the Church.

Here is the distinction we must hold firmly: the indefectibility of the Church does not entail the indefectibility of individual churchmen.  Think about the great Churches of Asia Minor and North Africa.  Gone.  There is no guarantee that the Church will endure in some place.

Your question, however, goes further. Could the institutional Church itself become a false Church while the true Church continued somewhere else, perhaps among a relatively small number of faithful Catholics?

The Church founded by Christ is a visible, hierarchical society as well as His Mystical Body. We cannot simply detach the mystical Church from her visible constitution and relocate the true Church wherever we judge that orthodoxy has survived. The Church’s apostolic succession, sacraments, and communion with the Successor of Peter belong to her divinely established constitution.

Vatican II taught this in Lumen gentium 8:

Christ, the one Mediator, established and continually sustains here on earth His holy Church, the community of faith, hope and charity, as an entity with visible delineation through which He communicated truth and grace to all. But, the society structured with hierarchical organs and the Mystical Body of Christ, are not to be considered as two realities, nor are the visible assembly and the spiritual community, nor the earthly Church and the Church enriched with heavenly things; rather they form one complex reality which coalesces from a divine and a human element. For this reason, by no weak analogy, it is compared to the mystery of the incarnate Word. As the assumed nature inseparably united to Him, serves the divine Word as a living organ of salvation, so, in a similar way, does the visible social structure of the Church serve the Spirit of Christ, who vivifies it, in the building up of the body.

At this point I will add that Christ’s human body had its limits.  He was hungry after He fasted, He suffered greatly during His Passion.  He fell more than once under His Cross and needed human help to complete the way.

The human dimension of the Church is supported by the divine will in the essentials of her constitution, but not in all the details.  Moreover, the Enemy is very good at being an enemy.

That said, it seems to me that the proposition that if the entire visible Catholic Church could defect and be replaced in secret by an invisible association of the doctrinally sound, then Christ’s promise concerning Peter and the Church would lose its intelligible meaning.

However, there is another distinction.

The visible Church is not identical with the totality of the ecclesiastical bureaucracy. The Roman Curia, episcopal conferences, diocesan chanceries, commissions, committees, and the seemingly inexhaustible production of documents are instruments of governance, some necessary, others merely useful, and others perhaps useful chiefly to those who draw salaries from them.  Their policies can be imprudent, judgments can be mistaken, even downright stupid. Their occupants can behave scandalously. They can even be promoters of confusion and error.

The failure of an ecclesiastical entity or personage does not equate with the failure of the Church.

In Vatican I’s Pastor aeternus 4 there is something enormously important:

The Holy Spirit was not promised to Peter’s successors so that they might disclose new doctrine through His revelation, but so that, with His assistance, they might sacredly guard and faithfully expound the revelation handed down by the Apostles, namely, the deposit of faith.

The Pope is the guardian of the deposit of faith, not its proprietor. He has no authority to reverse divine revelation. Neither does an ecumenical council. Neither does an episcopal conference or a local bishop.  Authentic doctrinal development preserves identity with what has been handed down.

A contradiction cannot be made into a authentic development simply by sticking the word “pastoral” into it.

When an apparently novel teaching seems to conflict with what the Church has always taught, Catholics have every reason and right to seek clarification. One must examine precisely what is being taught, with what authority, and whether the supposed contradiction is real or just seems to be contradictory.  Not every papal remark, prudential judgment, disciplinary measure enjoys the charism of infallibility.

Even less so do entities established with a vague framework and goal.

At the same time, we must avoid setting ourselves up as private judges over the entire Magisterium, accepting only those teachings that pass our individual inspection. That road has its own perils.

You also ask whether the Apostolic See could be largely populated by the tares of the Gospel. Could there be many unfaithful men in positions of ecclesiastical authority, even very high authority?

Certainly!

Our Lord Himself chose twelve Apostles, one of whom literally betrayed Him to His death. Judas did not invalidate the apostolic college.

Could the Church undergo a terrible trial involving widespread apostasy, religious deception, and the apparent triumph of evil?

Certainly!

Grounded in Scripture, the Catechism of the Catholic Church 675–677 explicitly teaches that the Church must undergo a final trial before Christ returns.

Before Christ’s second coming the Church must pass through a final trial that will shake the faith of many believers.  The persecution that accompanies her pilgrimage on earth will unveil the “mystery of iniquity” in the form of a religious deception offering men an apparent solution to their problems at the price of apostasy from the truth. The supreme religious deception is that of the Antichrist, a pseudo-messianism by which man glorifies himself in place of God and of his Messiah come in the flesh.

The parable of the wheat and the tares, employed by St. Augustine against the Donatists, should make us alert. The two grow together until the harvest. The Church’s visible communion contains sinners as well as saints. Some of those sinners may wear miters. Some may wear red hats.

Again, the Enemy is good at being an enemy.  He makes use of crises of faith.  When faithful Catholics see confusion promoted by those charged with dispelling it, they can be tempted toward despair. The Enemy can strike and strike hard to promote dissension and division, schism and apostasy.  Those afflicted might imagine that fidelity to Catholic Tradition requires abandoning the visible communion of the Catholic Church.

The very Tradition they wish to preserve teaches the necessity of the Church’s visible unity.The Church belongs to Christ. Churchmen are stewards. Some are faithful, some are negligent, some are even wicked infiltrators with a destructive mission. They will answer to the Master.

Indefectibility does not guarantee that we, here and now, shall be spared a terrible storm.  It guarantees that the Barque of Peter will not ultimately sink.   There may come a day when we have to throw cargo overboard, man the pumps, bend every sail – even our handkerchiefs – and run like smoke n’ oakum before the wind.

But not today.

So, what to do?

  • Hold fast to what the Church has always taught. Learn your catechism.
  • Read the older magisterial documents.
  • Distinguish levels of magisterial authority.
  • Receive the sacraments in the state of grace.
  • Pray for the Pope, bishops and priests, especially those whose words or actions trouble you.
  • Support good priests.
  • Resist error with charity, clarity, and courage.
  • Remember that the obligation to obey legitimate ecclesiastical authority does not include an obligation to embrace falsehood.
  • Do not surrender your Catholic identity to those who seem determined to make Catholicism unrecognizable.

 

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ROME 26/10– Day 14: Great scissors

Today our yellow star appeared to rise over Rome at 07:19.

It set a while ago at 18:33.

For the Roman Curia the Ave Maria Bell had to ring at 18:45.

Welcome Registrant:

alvesfc

I’d buy a VW just because of this. Wait… I already have one.

San Carlo ai Catinari has been closed up for years, since earthquake that nailed Norcia.  It is a grand counter-reformation church held by the Barnbites.

I saw the door … OPEN?!?!?!?  (Look at that sky.)

On my way to Gammarelli, by a different route, I spotted something I don’t remember seeing.  It commemorates an apparition of Mass at S. M. in Portico.

At Barbiconi (a clerical shop) an ironic juxtaposition.

Serious scissors at Gammarelli.

I went to complain about something.  They were super accommodating !  Then we got into a discussion of details.  This is the kind of lining, cotton, I will have with the remake of a set I was not pleased with.  There were things I specified in the remake that are “archaic”.

It is really important to know, going in, what you want and how to express it.  And … TO express it.

White mates in 4.

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ROMAE, die XIII commorationis, A.D. MMXXVI: Campana nos admonet aeternitatis.

Hodie sol super septem colles ortus est hora VII et XVIII minutis, occasurus hora XVIII et XXXIV minutis.

Campana autem Salutationis Angelicae, secundum cursum horarum Curiae Romanae, hora XVIII et XLV minutis pulsanda est. Sol suo cursu, Curia suo calendario regitur. Uterque, ut speramus, sub providentia divina.

Ecce quomodo sonat campana “Ave Maria” in Paroecia™ , ubi triginta minutis post solis occasum pulsatur, non secundum cyclum horarum, sicut apud Curiam Romanam.

Angelus Domini nuntiavit Mariae. Et concepit de Spiritu Sancto. Inter strepitum Urbis et negotia mortalium, campana nos admonet aeternitatis.

Supper.  I put some color on the chicken ahead of time.

Black to move.   Now what?

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ROME 26/10– Day 12: “A church that cannot worship must be entertained, and …”

On this 12th day of my Roman sojourn, the 285th day of the year, the sun rose over the seven hills at 07:17, casting its first golden benediction upon increasingly dark domes, bell towers, and the ever more loathsome seagulls.

The weary orb will withdraw beyond the Janiculum at 18:36, leaving nine minutes for the city to gather its thoughts before the Ave Maria bell should ring at 18:45 for the Roman Curia to stop drafting yet more memoranda about commissions to study the feasibility of forming a committee about discussing Laudato Si in light of Amoris laetitia.

This is what the Salve Regina sounded like at the end of Mass on Sunday.

And…

The World’s Best Sacristan™ snagged a photo of me carrying the restored “ex voto” displays to the Little Chapel Up The Way™ dedicated to Mary “Sucurre Miseris“.

People saying the Rosary there.

I picked up this great quote from Fr. McTeigue:

“A church that cannot worship must be entertained, and men who cannot lead a church to worship must provide entertainment.”

Aiden Wilson Tozer – a protestant pastor who died in 1963

Right?  Isn’t this what we are seeing all across the Church today?

Dancing idiot priests?

And this…. OAF!

But the TLM must be suppressed.

And… this video (below) concerns THE BOOK, the “Five Cardinals Book” –  Remaining in the Truth of Christ: Marriage and Communion in the Catholic Church – which was sent to all the members of the “Robber Synod” and then stolen from their mail slots by the “walking together” mandarins.  That was the Synod when we got that garbage from Kasper that plagues us today, even TODAY, in the meeting of the discernment taking place now in Rome about Amoris laetitia.

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This guy is GREAT. And he is a reader!

I love this about my gal.

White to move and mate in 4.

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This is what I get when I procrastinate… UPDATED

UPDATE 12 Oct:

I saw at InfoVaticana that:

A comparison of the documents shows that the norm on orientation reproduces almost word for word the one promulgated by Most Rev. Lawrence T. Persico for the Diocese of Erie (Pennsylvania) on January 14, 2022, with a single notable addition: priests with several parishes or “churches of limited use” may not distribute the celebrations among them in order to increase their number.

So, he’s also unoriginal.  Which leads me to wonder if this isn’t a “canary in the coal shaft” move.  One might wonder who put him up to this, to test just how far the priests of the diocese, and through them the people, can be pushed.  We learned a lot from COVID about bishops, didn’t we.

I was also a little curious about the bishop’s background.  Most Rev. Jeffrey Walsh in 1987 attained a bachelor’s degree in health and human resources. He got the coveted MDiv from seminary. He has a master’s degree in social work.


Originally posted 11 Oct:

This is what I get when I procrastinate…

Peter K beat me to it.

He’s right on all three counts.  That decree from the Bishop of Gaylord is a complete joke founded on… let it be said… a lie.   There can be some discussion of the early practice of different ancient churches regarding orientation of worship (… not much discussion, mind you…) but using GIRM 299 like that… that’s brazen.   I’ve written about 299 many times.   (Esp. HERE) Why the strong word “lie”?  Because even the Congregation for Divine Worship explained that the English translation used by the USCCB (then endlessly parroted by bishops in their attempts to stomp out ad orientem worship) was wrong.  The Congregation even had to explain the Latin because, apparently, the brain trust of the USCCB at the time didn’t get it right.   They were either too ignorant to get it right, or they purposely got it wrong.  However, once Rome explained it, clearly, to continue to use the bad translation is, effectively, to lie.

GIRM 299:

Altare maius exstruatur a pariete seiunctum, ut facile circumiri et in eo celebratio versus populum peragi possit, quod expedit ubicumque possibile sit.

ACCURATE LITERAL VERSION

The main altar should be built separated from the wall, which is useful wherever it is possible, so that it can be easily walked around and a celebration toward the people can be carried out.

USCCB’s BAD TRANSLATION

In every church there should ordinarily be a fixed, dedicated altar, which should be freestanding to allow the ministers to walk around it easily and Mass to be celebrated facing the people, which is desirable whenever possible….

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 26-10-06 – Chester And Bp. Dozer

October 6th 2026

Dear Diary,

Dozer* stayed last night. He came over on his day off.  We grilled steaks and had drinks while Fr. Gilbert went to Razzo’s for some necessarities, like lasagna and a cheesecake. Earlier in the day, I had tried to shut Chester out.  Gilbert walked him with instructions to leave him in the garage.  He escaped.  Sr. Randi tried too.  No joy.  I don’t know how he does it.  So, Chester wound up watching Dozer eat from across the room.  You could feel his eyes.  It wasn’t until about the third highball that D relaxed a bit.

Later Dozer a little shaken called me over to the guest suite.  Chester was stretched across the bed. He ignored commands, treats, threats. D took the room across the hall.  At 3 he woke to find Chester standing beside his bed, staring at him, so he spent the rest of the night asleep in the chapel with Chester outside the door.  He left before breakfast. Said he isn’t coming back until he can take C to the vet himself for the final visit.

At breakfast Fr. Gilbert gave him the remaining cheesecake.  I don’t think Gilbert likes Dozer.  Is that how Chester kept getting back?   Then he told me the Nuncio wants my observations about that thing. Damn. Now I have to write to him.  I hate this.


*Bishop Antuninu “Dozer” Ruspa is the Bishop of neighboring Pie Town and Fatty’s best friend from their seminary days. His nickname reflects his unfortunate enthusiasm for closing churches and selling their architectural contents. Chester, Bp. Fatty’s loathsome and somewhat deformed dog, hates Dozer.  There was an early encounter ending with Dozer in an embarrassing emergency room visit after Chester bit him very high up on the inside of a leg. During a later visit, Chester escaped confinement, seized one of Dozer’s shoes and reduced it to something resembling the output of a woodchipper. Relations have not improved.

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ROME 26/10– Day 11: 100 year old WW2 Vet

The sun’s morning chores began in Rome at 07:16.

They ended at 18:37.

The Ave Maria Bell cycle for the Curia has changed to 18:45.

There are only 82 days left in the calendar year.

It is the Feast of the Maternity of Mary as well as that of St. Philip the Deacon.

From Holy Mass this morning.

“Suscipe…”

So I’m walking along and spot a group and an old fella in a wheelchair wearing a WW2 Veteran ball cap.   There was nothing to do but stop and chat.   As it turns out “Uncle Jack” is very soon going to be 100.  He had a tumble a while ago, so he has the chair in Rome which would be a bumpy ride for sure, but the cobbles here are treacherous. It turns out that they had all been at the Solemn Mass at The Parish™ just before (photos above) and that the nice young man on the left once upon a time sent me some 9mm.  It’s hard to get better than this… WW2 Vet in Rome with a blog-reading nephew who sends priests ammo just coming from a Solemn Sunday TLM.

I can’t improve on that.

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