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“This blog is like a fusion of the Baroque ‘salon’ with its well-tuned harpsichord around which polite society gathered for entertainment and edification and, on the other hand, a Wild West “saloon” with its out-of-tune piano and swinging doors, where everyone has a gun and something to say. Nevertheless, we try to point our discussions back to what it is to be Catholic in this increasingly difficult age, to love God, and how to get to heaven.” – Fr. Z
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The "sign of peace" during Mass in the Ordinary Form...
- I dread it as it approaches and think of ways to avoid it. (36%, 9,555 Votes)
- I tolerate it. (35%, 9,195 Votes)
- I hate it so much I won't go to Mass where it is done. (12%, 3,205 Votes)
- I like it and am happy to do it. (11%, 2,955 Votes)
- I don't care one way or another. (6%, 1,696 Votes)
Total Voters: 26,606
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Should the Bishops of the USA have us return to obligatory meatless Fridays during the whole year and not just during Lent?
- Yes, and I think this is very important. (81%, 15,546 Votes)
- Yes, I guess so. (9%, 1,716 Votes)
- No, I hesitate about such a move. (5%, 900 Votes)
- No, this would be a really bad idea. (3%, 511 Votes)
- I don't care. (2%, 431 Votes)
- What's penance? (1%, 152 Votes)
Total Voters: 19,255
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“Thank you very much for sharing. Now sit down over there, please.”
“…I said, ‘Sit DOWN’ Angelo. I’ll tell you when you’ve heard enough.”
or
“Yes, he meant THAT circle; and yes, he was talking about YOU!”
Confessions in Bayrisch? Over here! [Bavarian]
“Piero and I will sit over here while Father Zuhlsdorf reads to you my Motu Proprio.
All right, meine Zed, let’s git ‘r done!”
“other door” –
Just one thin mint.
“Father Bartoloma and Father McFadden were right here in Rome last week and you didn’t tell me about it?!”
“These are lovely cuff links, don’t you think?”
This gleam of my papal signet ring is blinding that Ricard fellow, who is making some statement about allowing croissants at mass.
“The check goes to him, garcon.”
“And rights here is wherez Hans Kung told me I would never become even an auxiliary bishop. Ha! I shouldz him.”
“It’s down the hall, first door on the left.”
“Please put the copies of the Motu Proprio right over there. There is one for everyone!”
All right, goats over here and —
“Welcome to all you former Anglicans; just have a seat right here.”
It wasn’t me – I’m fasting!
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“You may park the Sedia here.”
“This guy…this is the guy.”
“I’ve got a booboo.”
Chris, You’re the winner! Very funny…
Alright, I’m going to need all the dissenters on this side of the room!
See image link below. :-}
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Here is the above.
Fr. Z, take that red hat and get to Los Angeles, Ca. now……
I agree go to SO CAL
We need you here in SO CAL
“Why is Bishop Trautman here? Who let him in?”
“Why is Bishop Trautman here? Who let him in?â€Â
“When liberal bishops come here for their ad limina, I push this button to open a trap door, and they disappear into the dungeon.”
OH MAN I hear about that I thought it was JOKE KFC want Pope blessing LMAO