Category Archives: Lighter fare

Tracer Bullet and the Smoke of Libville. Episode 2: “Gathering Thoughts”

Continued from Part 1 – HERE Episode 2: Gathering Thoughts The sound of the priest’s leather-soled wingtips faded down the corridor. I sat there a minute, letting the silence settle like incense after Benediction – heavy, but vaguely threatening. The … Read More

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Tracer Bullet and the Smoke of Libville. Episode 1: “Ashes, Stale Coffee, and Bad News”

Tracer Bullet and the Smoke of Libville Episode 1: Ashes, Stale Coffee, and Bad News It was a Thursday. Or maybe a Friday. The kind of evening that sagged like 70’s chasuble left too long in a damp sacristy – … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 06-02-25 – Falling into the trap

June 2nd 2025 Dear Diary, This morning began with Chester triumphantly parading around the house with the TV remote clenched in his jaws like a barbarian trophy… chewing. That’s the fifth one the nasty little thief. One more and I’ll … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 25-05-05 – Sink’o dee Mayo!

May 5th 2025, Dear Diary, Well, today’s drive back from Black Duck for our state bishops conflab took a flavorful detour. Fr. Gilbert might have perfect hair, but his driving sometimes leaves me anxious, if I’m not asleep in back … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 25-04-21: Receiving news that the Pope died

EDITOR’S NOTE:  Over the last few weeks, I have met readers who have come to Rome. Several have asked me how Bp. Fatty has been, since there haven’t been any entries from his diary.  Dear readers, I can’t provide what … Read More

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15 March – Annual ramble about the #IdesOfMarch

We call today the Ides of March, made especially famous in the English speaking world by Shakespeare in his play Julius Caesar. Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me? I hear a tongue shriller than all the … Read More

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Wherein Fr. Z is reminded of November 2020 and of Beefaroni

I saw a great image today which I must share.  It got to me via an email with various links which led me to click and find it Archangel Michael Finds Discord Presiding Over an Election in the Monastery – … Read More

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Letter of Bp. Jude Noble to the Faithful of the Diocese of Black Duck concerning 8 December 2024

This came in via the usual suspects over in the happy Diocese of Black Duck.   You will recall that Black Duck shares a border with Bp. F. Atticus McButterpant’s Diocese of Libville. In this letter, Bp. Jude Noble deals with … Read More

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I had a funny thought about a possible US Ambassador to the Holy See – UPDATED

I had a funny thought. I wonder what would happen if President Again Trump appointed Bp. Joseph Strickland as Ambassador to the Holy See. After all, every single one of the Holy See’s Ambassadors are bishops. No one can say … Read More

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ACTION ITEM! 9 September – International Buy A Priest A Beer Day!

NB: Scroll down for the Latin and English texts for the Blessing of Beer. You don’t want to miss this.  It’s too important.  And this has been a really tough year for priests, all things considered. Show a little love.  … Read More

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