From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 07-12-25 – Lunch with Fr. Tommy

Dear Diary,

A week since Fr Tommy and private eye and the whole Patsy “thing”. “Thing” hah! “Things” is mostly quiet now. Still jumpy. Not sleeping well. No new threats today. That’s a win.

I havnt written yet about what went on.

Fr. Tommy. He pulled my fat HAH! from the fire. I’m determined to reward him. I started by inviting him to a special private lunch – I called ahead for the good stuff – at that ribs shack out on 38. He used to like it.  I ordered the “Bishop’s Platter”. They openly says it’s named after me. I don’t deny it. It’s not all YOU can eat, but I sure can!  All about me? Hah!  Ribs and pulled and brisket, that cornbread which can make even Dozer cry, and a vinegar slaw tempts the dead to rise. Tommy was pretty quiet.  Cassock too.  Making a point.  Silence. Dissected a brisket sandwich.  I’ve known T a long time and what he did for me back there was … I was worried.  At one point he murmured “Do you think we’ll ever get back to normal?” I laughed and told him, “Tommy, normal in Libville? Trick question?” I offered him the last rib. He declined but he perked up. Chester didn’t refuse.  I’m pretty sure the waitress called him “your eminence.” She wasn’t talking to me.  Tommy?  Contrary to what you see, it’s like I’m becoming invisible these days.  Anyway, he pulled himself out if his mood and engaged talking about some liturgy and sanctuary changes at his parish he was making as if I weren’t the boss of him.

Fr Gilbert drove me and Tommy.  G might not be the fullest lumpia on the platter but he sat apart near the car.  He’s a good one and his mom makes great lumpia.   I see what I did there.  HAH!

Speaking of boss.  Chester. Damn.  He thinks he earned a promotion. He’s taken to sitting in my desk chair like he’s the bishop now. And he won’t get out unless someone opens the fridge in the common area down the hall.  He stole most of my breakfast today too.  Right up on the table!!  I guess he thinks he owns tables now.  I locked the door and  made more.  And one of my rings is missing.  I don’t want to know … or look for it.

Chancery – everything’s normal on the surface. It doesnt feel right. Dunno.  Fr Gilbert keeps smiling n missing his off ramps n walking C like nothing happened.

The oddballs in the the tribune canon law office are said to be spending more time together.  Should I do something?  Is that a thing?  Even paranormals have enemies.  The VG’s got no clue.  I should make some changes but.. at this point?

I’m tired. I’m turning in early. I might make a cup of that calomine Mrs K talks about. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

Idea: New Pope now.  Monsignor Tommy?  He needs more than lunch with me even if that’s a LOT HAH!

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Restoration means more than fostering the use of the Vetus Ordo.

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Of course he is…

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22 July: Feast of St. Mary Magdalene – A rocky history. Like the saint herself?

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I saw this painting a few years ago in the Prado as part of a great exhibit of Georges de La Tour. 31 of his 40 known paintings were together.

In 2016, the Congregation for Divine Worship and Discipline of the Sacraments, headed by the great Robert Card. Sarah, issued a decree making – for the Novus Ordo, mind you – what was the Memorial of St. Mary Magdalene into a Feast.

In the Novus Ordo, 22 July is now the Feast of St. Mary Magdalene.

She also now gets her own Preface.

In an explanatory article, the then-Secretary of the then-CDW, Archbp. Arthur Roche, (gulp, now Prefect) says that Francis expressly desired the elevation of this to a Feast.

In the decree we find some of the reasons.

I’m sure you can puzzle this out.

Nostris vero temporibus cum Ecclesia vocata sit ad impensius consulendum de mulieris dignitate, de nova Evangelizatione ac de amplitudine mysterii divinae misericordiae bonum visum est ut etiam exemplum Sanctae Mariae Magdalenae aptius fidelibus proponatur. Haec enim mulier agnita ut dilectrix Christi et a Christo plurimum dilecta, “testis divinae misericordiae” a Sancto Gregorio Magno, et “apostolorum apostola” a Sancto Thoma de Aquino appellata, a christifidelibus huius temporis deprehendi potest ut paradigma ministerii mulierum in Ecclesia.

English release of the same: “Given that in our time the Church is called to reflect in a more profound way on the dignity of Woman, on the New Evangelisation and on the greatness of the Mystery of Divine Mercy, it seemed right that the example of Saint Mary Magdalene might also fittingly be proposed to the faithful. In fact this woman, known as the one who loved Christ and who was greatly loved by Christ, and was called a “witness of Divine Mercy” by Saint Gregory the Great and an “apostle of the apostles” by Saint Thomas Aquinas, can now rightly be taken by the faithful as a model of women’s role in the Church.”

Here is the Preface:

Vere dignum et iustum est,
æquum et salutáre,
nos te, Pater omnípotens,
cuius non minor est misericórdia quam potéstas,
in ómnibus prædicáre per Christum Dóminum nostrum.

Qui in hortu [sic … horto!!!] maniféstus appáruit Maríæ Magdalénæ,
quippe quae eum diléxerat vivéntem,
in cruce víderat moriéntem,
quæsíerat in sepúlcro iacéntem,
ac prima adoráverat a mórtuis resurgéntem,
et eam apostolátus offício coram apóstolis honorávit
ut bonum novæ vitæ núntium
ad mundi fines perveníret.

Unde et nos, Dómine, cum Angelis et Sanctis univérsis
tibi confitémur, in exsultatióne dicéntes:
Sanctus, Sanctus, Sanctus Dóminus Deus Sábaoth…

It’s hortus, -i not -us.  Good grief.

Note that quippe a conjunction, when paired with a pronoun, quae gives us a reason or a cause.   We thus say something like, “as one in fact who” or “inasmuch as she”. Usually you see this with subjunctive.. but… well….  Apostolatus is 4th, so its genitive is apostolatûs.  That manifestus seems repetitive, since we have apparuit right away.  But manifestus, can mean, along with “evident” and so forth, “palpable”.  Manifestus is formed from manus and fendo, and as such indicates that one hits something with the hand.  That’s why something is “palpable, evident, clear, manifest”.

I thought it might be an adverbial use, but it probably isn’t.  There’s a perfectly good manifeste available in Latin. Augustine of Hippo in Contra epistulam Parmeniani 4,8 wrote: Quem proptera saepe nomino, quia ita manifestus apparuit, ut ubicumque fuerit nominatus nullus se ignorare respondeat.  Leo the Great in tr. 71 wrote: Et licet reuolutio lapidis, euacuatio monumenti, depositio linteorum, et totius facti angeli narratores copiose ueritatem dominicae resurrectionis adstruerent, et mulierum tamen uisui, et apostolorum oculis frequenter manifestus apparuit, non solum conloquens cum eis, sed etiam habitans atque conuescens, et pertractari se diligenti curioso que contactu ab eis quos dubitatio perstringebat admittens.  The phrase manifestus apparuit also happens to appear manifestly in old Prefaces in versions of the Gelasian Sacramentary, such as in the Liber sacramentorum Augustodunensis: Vd. <per Christum dominum nostrum>. qui post resurrectionem suam omnibus discipulis suis manifestus apparuit. et ipsis cernentibus est elevatus in caelum. ut nos diuinitatis suae tribueret esse participes: Et ideo cum angelis.  In any event, the construction is well attested.  If we go farther afield and look for manifeste, manifestius, etc., with forms of appareo we get lots of occasions from Classical writers such as Quintillian, Pliny Elder.  In Latin Fathers we find it in Cyprian of Carthage, Novatian, Augustine of course, often,  It’s a commonplace.

Back to the Preface.

The decree states that conferences will have to work out their translations of the preface.

MY LITERAL ATTEMPT:

Truly is it worthy and just, advantageous and salutary, that in all things we proclaim You, Father Almighty, whose mercy is not less than (Your) power, through Christ our Lord – Who, manifest, appeared in the garden to Mary Magdalene, for indeed she loved Him while he was living, saw Him on the Cross dying, in the sepulcher sought Him lying, and, being the first, adored Him from the dead rising, and He honored her with the duty of apostleship in the presence of the apostles, so that the good news of new life would reach unto the ends of the earth.  Whence we also, O Lord, with Angels and Saints, profess to you, saying in exultation: Holy, Holy, Holy Lord God of Hosts….

Here is the “working translation” of the Preface:

Preface of the Apostle of the Apostles

It is truly right and just,
our duty and our salvation,
always and everywhere to give you thanks,
Lord, holy Father, almighty and eternal God,
whose mercy is no less than His power,
to preach the Gospel to everyone, through Christ, our Lord.
In the garden He appeared to Mary Magdalene,
who loved him in life,
who witnessed his death on the cross,
who sought him as he lay in the tomb,
who was the first to adore him when he rose from the dead,
and whose apostolic duty was honored by the apostles,
that the good news of life might reach the ends of the earth.
And so Lord, with all the Angels and Saints,
we, too, give you thanks, as in exultation we acclaim:
Holy, holy, holy Lord, God of power and might …

Roche explained in his article that this act in the present ecclesial context, and thus it responds to the desire to reflect more deeply on the dignity of women and the new evangelization, and the mystery of divine mercy.  I admit that all of those are mysterious, but I digress.  Roche includes some nifty quotes about Mary Magdalene, too.  I’m sure the English of that article will soon be available.  I’m not going to translate it here, for lack of time.

There is something weird in Roche’s explanation, however.

At the end, after trotting out some Thomas Aquinas about Mary Magdalene as “apostolorum apostola“, he writes:

Perciò è giusto che la celebrazione liturgica di questa donna abbia il medesimo grado di festa dato alla celebrazione degli apostoli nel Calendario Romano Generale e che risalti la speciale missione di questa donna, che è esempio e modello per ogni donna nella Chiesa.

Therefore it is just that the liturgical celebration of this woman should have the same level of feast given to the celebration of the Apostles in the General Roman Calendar and that it underscore the special mission of this woman, who is an example and model for every woman in the Church.

That’s odd.  Mary Magdalene has been a favorite saint of mine ever since, well…. ever.   The Church’s tradition, particularly Gregory the Great, mostly identified as the same person, Mary Magdalene, the woman with the jar of nard, and the sister of Lazarus and Martha.  Certainly she was at the foot of the Cross and at the tomb on the morning after the Resurrection.  There’s no evidence that she was a prostitute or the adulteress brought to the Lord in John 7.  In Mark 16:9 we read that the Lord had performed an exorcism for her: “But he rising early the first day of the week, appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.”  This is also in Luke 8:2: “Mary who is called Magdalene, out of whom seven devils were gone forth”.   Augustine thought these were perhaps the seven deadly sins or vices.

It may have been on this foundation, along with some ambiguity about various Marys in the Gospels, that she was conglomerated into also being a fallen woman who then repented.

At least from that tradition we got some really great paintings!

Also… and here is something for you who are interested in art history… some day when you have time, check out the strong similarity of paintings of “penitent Magdalene” and of dying Cleopatra with the asp at her breast.  Warning: some of them can be a little spicy.  But I digress.

In any event, in the Novus Ordo – Mary Magdalene now has a Feast, which happens also to be the same level as the celebrations of the Apostles.

That doesn’t put her on the level of the Apostles.  Sorry, it just doesn’t.  Watch how some libs and feminists will do just that.  

His scriptis, this was overdue.  I’m glad that – in the Novus Ordo – Mary Magdalene has her Feast.

Here is an interesting point dropped to me by a reader about how Mary Magdalene was honored in Holy Mass before the Council.

Before 1960 or so, Mary’s celebration merited a Creed!  (For those of you who don’t know, in the older form of Holy Mass the Creed is said a lot more often.)  Here’s a shot of her formulary from a Missal from 1947.

Here is her formulary from 1962.  No Creed.  Kind of a demotion.

A rocky history, this feast.

Perhaps like the saint herself?

UPDATED:

From the Dictionnaire Latin-Français des Auteurs Chrétiens by Albert Blaise and redone by Henri Chirat.

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Public Service Announcement – ACTION ITEM!

First… GO TO CONFESSION.

Next… beware of scammers, online and by phone.   Their slyness is only rivaled by their sliminess.

Be wary of emails from services or site that you use which have links to click, especially if they have anything surprising or alarming in them, like a notice that you are being billed for something.

Be wary of scammer phone calls, which purport to alert you to a charge or service.

Be super wary of anyone who says that you have to install a remote control program on your computer such as Anydesk.

I suggest that if you have older parents or friends who may be using email but aren’t necessarily up to speed on the swamp that the internet can be, tell them, warn them about scammers.  Perhaps show them a couple videos from a site such as Scammer Payback to give them an idea of what is going on.  Tell them not to fall for scams which prod them to buy gift cards, go to the bank to withdraw cash to be put into a crypto-coin machine or to be sent or picked up by a mule.

About showing videos: Don’t show just any video, watch a few and find the videos which are short and which expose particular scams, such as the “Amazon Prime” or “Geek Squad” or involve buying gift cards, or putting cash into a crypto machine, etc.  Some videos show mostly the scam fighters torturing some scammer – usually in India – and deleting their files.

NB: There can be a great deal of foul language from the scammer in those videos.  You have been warned.

I saw a video about a scam – really evil – which targets older people.

The scammers gather lots of personal information about a prospective victiom’s, say, grandchild.  They call the grandparent with horrible news about their grandchild’s terrible accident and the need to send money right now.  The scammers have found out through online research the name, age, school, etc. of the grandchild and they sound convincing.

These people deserve seriously unnerving punishment.

I offer this advice once in a while because someone close to me fell into a scammer trap and wound up buying gift cards and giving the scammer the codes.  The scammers sell the codes for cash.  It was not all that much money in this instance, but it could have been.   I asked to see the computer and, yup, there it was: Anydesk.  I immediately uninstalled it and we spent time changing passwords to everything.

Once they’ve gotten onto your computer with Anydesk, they can access you whenever you come online.  They can turn on your webcam….  Think about it.

Some people get cleaned out completely, their entire savings in their old age.  I am NOT making this up.

There is one scam where, after they gain access remotely to your computer, they put up a fake page that looks like your bank account.  Then they claim to be giving you a deposit.  What they are doing is using the browser console to edit the page to make it look like the balance in the account changed.  They put in a huge amount and then claim that they made a terrible mistake and they will be fired unless you find a way to return the money.  See where this is going?  Their children will starve, their elderly parents will die because they all depend on this scammer’s “job”.

They play on emotions, try to keep you distracted.  They want to keep you on the phone and often tell you not to tell anyone else.

If you have a doubt about something, put on the brakes and perhaps consult someone you know.

 

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I’ve used Fr. Delp’s reflections on Advent in podcasts before Christmas.

Dear St Therese as one of my favorites. I have relics of BOTH in my chapel.

Help the monks of Norcia and get really good beer.

In chessy news… Levon Aronian took the 1st prize in Las Vegas in the “Freestyle” tournament.

Black to move and mate in 3.  HERE

UPDATE:

I have to add this.

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20 July is International CHESS Day! Solve a puzzle. Find training. Get chessy stuff.

In honor of International Chess Day, I give you a puzzle.

Black to move.  Mate in five.  Time yourself.


1… Qh1+ 2. Kf2 Rh2+ 3. Nxh2 Qxh2+ 4. Kf3 Bg4+ 5. Kxg4 Qh5#
NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

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Nice people! Great service!

Have a look, for example, at this.

Some time ago, I bought a great travel set from Chess House (with which I have an affiliate program).  It is simply the best travel set I’ve seen.  It weighs hardly anything.  The pieces are magnetic.  The board has a pleasant leather backing.  It packages up into a little bag.  It looks nice.

9″ Milled Leather Travel Magnetic Chess Set with Wood Pieces

And you could treat yourself and play either online against a person or an engine but using a board and real pieces, or against another person with a similar board.

ChessUp 2 is an electronic chess board with wifi and a strong chess engine. You can adjust the level.  Squares light up to show you moves.  It has built in lessons.  You use a companion app to connect to Lichess and Chess.com or another player out there.

It is very cool.  HERE

And if you are getting started, but you’ve played a bit, try a puzzle book!  I use them when being online isn’t convenient.   This is a series I’ve benefited from, quite a few collections of various tactics each volume for a different level of player.  I spot this particular tactic much more easily now.  This is the first book for this tactic.  Each book gets harder.  Take a look

HERE

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JUST TOO COOL: 20 July 1969 – MOON LANDING – on the 56th Anniversary, Leo XIV called Astronaut Buzz Aldrin – UPDATED (About Michael Collins and ROME)

I remember that night like it was yesterday.   I’d go out and look at the moon.  The echo of the broadcast and flicker of light from TV screens came from every house. Then I’d go back inside and watch more.

UPDATE:

WHOA!  I did not know this.

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VIDEO: Swiss Bishop speaks about ongoing synodality (“walking together”)

In another post, my Daily Rome Shot, I have images from a lovely procession in the Trastevere neighborhood in Rome. I quipped there what an old Italian Bishop standing outside the Paul VI Audience Hall exclaimed when he stepped out of the blahblah of the meetings of the Italian Bishops conference.

“Meno chiacchiere… più processioni! … Less chattering … more processions!”

Reapplying and referring to the procession with the statue of Our Lady, I added:

We don’t need synodal “walking together”. We need THIS “walking together”!

I now bring to your attention a video from my friend Michael Matt who is the editor of The Remnant.   He reads a letter from a retired Swiss Bishop, Marian Eleganti, OSB about the ongoing, ever-amorphous synodaling (“walking together”).

I am right away going to disagree with His Excellency, Bp. Eleganti, who said that synodality (“walking together”) “has not awakened love for Jesus Christ in a single soul!”

Not a single soul? Surely that’s not right. I’ll bet synodality (“walking together”) has increased the love of tens of people.

Meanwhile, synodality (“walking together”) slouches along.

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Bishop Eleganti will be a featured speaker at this year’s Catholic Identity Conference in Pittsburgh, PA (October 2025).

I wish that that conference were at a different time of year.  I am in Rome at that time.

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Daily Rome Shot 1395 – Roman Procession

I wish that I had had these a few days ago for the Feast of Our Lady of Mount Carmel.  The Archconfraternity of the Most Holy Trinity of the Pilgrims and Convalescents participated in the annual procession in Trastevere (Rome) with the statue of Our Lady.  Here are some images to warm your day.

Getting ready.

If I am not mistaken, this is the back entrance at Santa Cecilia and those are some of the Benedictines in that convent. Many moons ago, I had contact with them, but that’s another dusty old story.

We don’t need synodal “walking together”. We need THIS “walking together”!

“Meno chiacchiere… più processioni! … Less chattering … more processions!”

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In chessy news… the showdown in Las Vegas in the “Freestyle” tournament for 3rd ($100K) is between Hikaru and Magnus. Alas, Hikaru got there by defeating my guy Wesley So. Too bad. He then beat Fabiano. For his part, Carlsen had dropped a game to Pragg but came back to beat him and Arjun… 5 in a row won.

In the meantime, here’s an easy one for those who like easy ones.

White to move and win. Time yourself.  HERE

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes: 6th Sunday after Pentecost (N.O. 16th Sunday)

Too many people today are without good, strong preaching, to the detriment of all. Share the good stuff.

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at your Mass of obligation for the this 6th Sunday after Pentecost?  16th Sunday of Ordinary Time in the Novus Ordo.

Tell about attendance especially for the Traditional Latin Mass.

Any local changes or (hopefully good) news?  I know there is a lot of BAD news.  How about some good news?

A taste of my thoughts from the other place: HERE

Latin eructo is “belch, vomit up”.  Thank you for bearing with my burpings.

Perhaps some explanation is in order.  First, in the ancient world, to belch at the table was a sign of appreciation for the food and host.  Remember the scene in the movie Ben Hur (the 1959 version) when in Sheik Ilderim’s tent Judah is prompted to burp?  Also, the verb eructo, -are is deeper than you might think.

We should take this “belching” as a metaphor to meditating on Scripture.

“How’s that again?”, you might be asking.

One way that we speak about meditating on Scripture is “to ruminate”.  Literally, rumination is what cows do when they chew their cud.  Cows and other ruminants (like giraffes) regurgitate and chew again previously swallowed food to get more nutrients out of it.  Perhaps on the analogy of being able to “ruminate” about Scripture, kosher laws permit Jews to eat ruminants.  Pigs are not ruminants, so they are not kosher.

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